Professors Touch Themselves When Students Fail

This is going to be short and sweet due to the fact that I have to get back to studying (so I don't fail as miserably as I believe I will......). 

I have a Biochemistry midterm tomorrow.  This midterm is covering half of chapter 4, all of chapter 5, and all of chapter 6. Believe it or not, that's a lot of material in the 2 weeks since our last midterm.  So here I am sitting in class being all diligent and preparing for the midterm when my professor drops the "on to the next chapter" bomb on us.  This guy honestly added another chapter 2 days before the exam!  WRETCHED! Who does this?!

There must be some joy in watching us all squirm like we're about to be tortured again.  I feel like every single time this man gives us more work to do he's really just screaming, "it puts the lotion on the skin!!!!!"  

He takes our failures and hangs the worst midterms on his refrigerator and the lower the average, the more satisfied he is.  This has to be true.  If it wasn't, why wouldn't they just make it easier?  There's no argument there... 

Truth: Professors get off on having a failing class.  

Myth: Professors want the best for you, your general well being, and your overall mental health during a quarter.